24/08/04

Parking Practise

It goes without saying that people from many European nations are bad drivers - take the Italians for example. Here's a chance to practise the most mundane of driving skills - parking.

Strangely the game begins with the car at 90 degrees to the parking space. Hmmm. My point is made.

Check it out here.

22/08/04

Drunken Man

Another cool flash game that relates well to trying to stand up straight whilst intoxicated. It's quite difficult, although those of you who are experienced drinkers may have more success than others.

Check it out here.

20/11/03

The Meatrix

Personally, I hate the movies this wee pisstake is mimicking, but this is fantastic. And tell me - how come the cow looks soooo much like Laurence Fishburne? It's uncanny!

Check it out here.

10/9/03

Mr Nice Hands

Here's a bit of toilet humour to cheer you up. It's quite a minimal site - one graphic but very good sound effects! Just click on the forefinger and you'll see what I mean.

Check it out here.

Thanks to Heidi for pointing this one out to me.

19/5/2003

Helicopter Pilot

Phil sent me this game....it's kinda stupid but very addictive...reminds me of the old-style arcade type hoodapippys. Enjoy!

Try your luck here.

19/5/03

Wing Music

Well, it's NZ Music month this month and what better way to bring it to a close than to promote "Wing Sings the Carpenters". She may have lived in New Zealand for only 10 years but that shouldn't matter where a kiwi quota is concerned.

Check her out here.

Wing assures us she is getting better at this singing malarkey. We can only congratulate her and thank the heavens!

29/4/2003

The Web Site with the Long Name?

This is a brillaint site! It's rebellious; it's clever; it's witty; it's bloody brilliant....

Check it out here.

7/4/2003

Trevor Van Meter

Flash animation at it's paired-down-simplest-but-absolutely-brilliant! Check this animation out. Here's a clue...you can either muck about (for ages) and never get to the end, or just keep going up, up, up and find out the point of the whole thing real quick. I'd recommend a bit of both! Enjoy.

www.trevorvanmeter.com/flyguy/

18/11/02

Death Test

Death has been on my mind lately so it was no wonder that I discovered a test to see when it might be likely that I would "kick the bucket".

thespark.com has a DEATH TEST which is totally tongue-in-cheek but will fill in a bit of time while you wait for your kettle to boil.

Check it out here: http://community.sparknotes.com/death/.

16/5/02

Make a 3D Model of Yourself

It's a virtual world out there! That's me at the left if you believe the boffins at My Virtual Model Inc.

Click here to see a pretty, damn spunky Skinny - in his boxer shorts no less. If you don't think it looks a lot like me it's probably because there was no way to add glasses!

9/4/02

Get Inside Alison's Pants!

I have no idea how I came across this site - I seem to remember doing a search on Google for "pants" and up came Alison.

Using the latest technology Alison inserts a camera down her pants, and broadcasts it to the world 24 hours a day, 365 days a year!

She had so many 'hits' she asks people to be patient and take turns (only 20 people can get in her pants at any one time - they must be big pants!)

When I finally made it I couldn't work out what I was looking at!! Check it out at www.pantscam.com

1/2/02

The Whitehouse

At first glance this site looks kosher. Maybe it is!

Take a look and if you happen to be a US Citizen take the time to register yourself as a patriot.

Check out www.whitehouse.org

24/12/01

SKINNY Hits the Small Screen

My latest project is a TVC (Television Commercial for the uninitiated) for ZEST Sparkling Mineral Water.

It's a first for me, but with my photography background it all seemed pretty straightforward.

I've posted it online, but it's a hefty file at 6MB, so those on slow connections might want to give it a miss, or then again, maybe you won't. Here it is.

10/12/01

How Does Lint Get in Your Belly Button?

Ever wondered how all that muck gets in your belly button? Well, an enterprising Australian has discovered the secret. Check it out here

20/11/01

Caught With Your Pants Down??

There's a new semen testing kit on the market so you can check if your beau is being unfaithful. Check it out here.

16/10/01

Unhappy Man

This is funnier than a comedy...mainly because it's real! Aint he pissed off??

Take a listen to one very unhappy customer. ...more

15/10/01

WATCH RATS DIE!

You love to see rats die, right? Well, there's a web site for everyone! If you've got hours to kill (excuse the pun) then sit here and watch the RATCAM refresh every 10 seconds and you might be lucky enough to watch vermin meet it's maker. I was bored after 90 minutes...but hell, I'm a busy man! If you don't have time to wait, download the movies made available by www.ratkill.com.

13/9/01

DEATH ROW IN TEXAS

As much as I love Texas they have a seriously bad record for putting people to death. In the spirit of freedom of information a web site has been set up to allow the curious to see who's next; who's had the business done to them; what they had as a last meal; plus a good look at their genuine record sheet. You get to see what they look like too. It's sick but fascinating at the same time.

Check it out here.