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The $6.7 million virgin

Natalie DylanSlutty looking Natalie Dylan (probably not her real name) is selling her virginity to the highest bidder. According to news reports the leading bid currently stands at $6.7 million dollars. Watch out Trade Me.

Wow, what a great idea. This follows on from her sisters stunning idea to be a prostitute for three weeks in order to fund her university education.

Natalie obviously comes from a creative and entrepreneurial family. This is much better and easier than that clever dick (he was a man) who sold one million pixels for $1 million dollars. Natalie only has to have sex once, and with a millionaire.

A question though. Does Natalie have to prove she’s a virgin? If I was the millionaire currently at the top of the bidding scale I’d want to know I was paying for the real thing.

I like the photo too…it looks a bit like Natalie’s head doesn’t belong to her body – like it should be somewhere else…

Good luck to them both – the winner and Natalie. She’ll be able to give great advice once she has finished her masters degree in Family Psychology.

Tip # 1: Don’t sell your virginity to the highest bidder.

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