Half the world is starving, there’s a war in Iraq where people are dying, global warming threatens to sink the planet, and Ellen deGeneres weeps publicly about a puppy.
I could not believe what I was seeing! If I didn’t think she was already being over psychoanalysed then I’d say she needed some serious psychoanalysis.
To sit on the set of your own TV show and weep in front of millions of viewers – and then suffer the indignity of this ‘news’ event being sent around the world for countless other millions to share it as well is ludicrous.
Ellen adopted a puppy from a shelter. She took it home, after spending $3000 on therapy to aclimatise the cat to it’s presence, only to find it was $3000 wasted. So, she gave the puppy away.
Here’s where the problem lies. The small print says she’s not allowed to give the puppy away, and the shelter moves to remove the said canine.
The children from the puppy’s new home are devastated. Ellen is more devastated. The puppy doesn’t give a shit.
There is more psychoanalysis waiting for the children, for Ellen, and a for a host of overly sensitive puppy owners.
Watch the video and be amazed.
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