Andy Gilmour as MeatloafThe first episode of TVNZ’s Stars in their Eyes served up four quite mediocre singers. Leaving the best til last a fat man called Andy revealed he would be performing Meatloaf.

And was he good? You bet he was!

But who won? Some cute blond Swedish girl singing some unrecognisable pap. People, the show is about who sings the song the most like the original artist. Get with the program.

Meatloaf was robbed. It’s bad enough that I watched this crap, but then to sit and see the best person lose was unbearable.

Have I made my point already?