Does anyone out there actually think this newspaper is a worthwhile read?
I lay in bed this Sunday morning thinking about my newspaper at the bottom of the drive in its transparent pink plastic wrapping. Like Tony Soprano, without the weight, I would shuffle down to collect it and see, once more, that it’s only full of crime and celebrity gossip and sod all else. Do I need to know any of this news?
It’s a weekly that always looks like it’s been put together the night before. What are the staff doing the rest of the week?
If it has won many awards – and I think it has – then it surely is only because there is no competition.
If I could persuade Sugar we’d cancel our subscription. But she needs it in the very slim off chance that there will be something worthwhile and relevant for her employ.
We’re still waiting.