John Key – you are a naughty little boy.

Duncan Garner – you are a naughty little boy.

I’ve just watched TV3’s late news bulletin – the one where journalists with nothing better to do stop politicians and ask them if they’ve ever been to a strip club.

Not the most insightful question asked this week, but it was fun.

• Phil Goff has never been to a strip club
• Dover Samuels wasn’t prepared to divulge how many times he had been (I’m guessing it’s more that 10)
• John Key revealed – giggling like a silly school boy – that he has been twice.

At any moment I expected him to say “…but I didn’t look!”

Duncan Garner – I know it’s good sport but perhaps you need to stop making fun of the poor man and examine his policies.

What’s that?

…Oh, right, I forgot…he doesn’t have any.